okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you
i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr
remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
if i ever forget to reply to you
- im so sorry
- oh shit am i sorry
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i made a graph of my personality
uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
1. MOLLY :D averypottermormon
2. SAM maydayamore
3. ADREANA @swimmingmormonfrug
4. [name not disclosed] empathephant
5. [name also not disclosed] wincingthenight
I’m not much of a fan of quantifying and qualifying friendships as they are prone to shifting and flowing. People are so complex as solitary figures and to introduce measurement to the relationships between them further complicates matters. The saddest part is seeing how friendships that would have been first on my mind have faded into mere memory… How fickle we are, even with that which matters most.
7. My best friend
23. Hair color
uhh it’s like a reddish-brown right now (why are you even asking this though)
72. Can I touch my nose with my tongue
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan
no but if I think about the fact that I’m eating an animal I struggle with eating it
112. broken a bone
nope, i don’t do anything crazy enough to do that